I want a panacea, a substance that's a universal cure-all for natural or manufactured poisons, viruses and diseases with no negative side effects. I don't want anything that will mutate the body, alter genetics, negatively affect cognition, or inhibit growth or aging that would otherwise occur in a healthy body. I want it in three forms so it can be inhaled, swallowed or injected. I don't want it to be able to think, and I don't want a substance that has its own agenda. I don't want anything with a soul or functioning cognition. I don't want it to be magic, and I don't want it to have anything to do with anyone or anything that calls itself an immortal or god. No negative side effects mean that whomever uses it or provides it should not be bound to any stipulations or compulsions before, during, or after use. No one should be hurt or killed in providing it. Nobody should need to bleed, sacrifice, or be at all discomfited in its creation or use. It should not be addictive. It should be neither pleasant nor unpleasant to take.
If it can work on bodies that are not human, that's a bonus.
I want at least a hundred units, more if you can give it to me.
And I want it to taste like Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies.