Re: Dick G/Bruce W
[Sorry Bruce. There's a night of babysitting involved.]
Bruce. I don't mean to sound crass [yes, yes he does. that is exactly what he means to do], but if Holly feels it necessary to announce to the free world where she thinks your cock has been, I can only imagine what she'll do once I assure her it was me instead.
And also. Again, not to sound crass [lie], but I'm a little concerned that Holly might have - inadvertently - caused an entire department store to think you're her sugar daddy. So. If that ends up in the newspaper tomorrow, that one is so on you, old man.