Aubrey R / Dylan M
I thought you were in a gutter somewhere. You know [...] having a good, gutterly time. I didn't get you anything for Christmas, that makes me a dick, doesn't it? Or a cunt, whichever metaphor is less friendly sounding to you. In my defense, the hotel let me keep the apron. Which is kind of fucked up because it didn't upgrade my PS3 to a 4 so.