Re: twd: spidey crew
[Flash was actually more afraid of what was going to happen in that farmhouse than what was out here. Zombies sucked balls, but they weren't worse than Iraq. There were only a few things that put him on edge: Peter not talking, Gwen not sciencing and Harry actually looking healthy. None of this was natural and it threw Flash off enough that he almost got bit a few times. All of it he tried to laugh off. He tried to make Gwen smile with his stupid sense of humor and bad potty mouth jokes. He tried to make the whole group feel safe with his military talk. He found talking like a solider increased morale with just about anyone. But, no. What was going to go down in the farmhouse was going to be awkward and tense as fuck. The way Harry went after MJ made Flash think they were going to bone the second he got in there and that was not something Flash fought through zombies to see.]
[He silently asked if everyone was good before carefully picking past the zombie traps.] There's a trick to them. [Flash put on some gloves he stole from a dead guy driving a tractor and carefully moved the barbed wire so the rest could follow. MJ had told him how to get in safely, though it still involved almost cutting himself on sharp metal over and over. Finally, he got to the farmhouse and knocked on the door loudly.] Eeeey little red! It's me Flash and these other guys!