Re: Bruce B/Jason T
[General shiftiness in the face of praise.] Yeah, well. Selina likes anybody who's kind of out of whack. Explains why she likes you, too. Take it as a compliment. And you're doing better than me. If a bad person was on my table and I could fix them, I'd walk away. I'd sleep okay, too.
Of course Gwen did. Problem is, everybody's way past the hot chocolate and hugging phase, with the way she's been acting lately. I promise you, if we offered her either one, she'd throw the hot chocolate in your face to scald you, and then say you never offered her hot chocolate while it drips down your chin.
Right. And we've tried to convince her that, one day or another, she has to get over that the same way the rest of us have. Hasn't worked.