Re: eddie/steph - bathtime.
[Eddie took his shirt off and smiled up at her.] My wife has always been a fucking crybaby. [He teased her and then patted his stomach.] I think Ra's was fattening me up. I bet the real master plan was to make me gain a massive amount of weight so you'd be disgusted by me once I was rescued. It's actually pretty ingenious, if you ask me. [Eddie, of course, was just as scrawny as he had always been. He could put away an entire Chinese buffet and walk out of there six pounds lighter. Still he slapped his stomach and tried to make it bigger for her.]
I was talking to Bruce and I actually don't know what the point was of Ra's this time around. He told me it wasn't for Gotham in his [Pretty good al Ghul impression:] Muahaha! Silly Jackal! Did you really think I wanted the deaths of millions! That would be icing on the cake that is your DOOM! [Eddie pulled his shirt over his mouth like a cape and then flung it to the other side of the room, making Lucha chase after it. He took his pants off and then carefully slipped in the hot, bubbly water.] Was it to make Bruce Batman? All he had to do was ask. I think he was on his way towards that, anyhow. [Eddie settled in the tub, the bubbles practically hiding his face so that all that could be seen was that one dark curl of his hair.] I know you hate thinking about this stuff, but it's interesting.