Re: HP: Sirius and Remus
"Fuck it all, you're a national hero, Moony. If anyone gives you any grief just give a rousing speech. Besides, the good guys won. Everyone will agree with me." And if they didn't, well then they'd agree with the left and right hooks of Sirius Black and James Potter respectively. Sirius being a south paw, they rarely saw him coming. Even moreso because he generally used his wand with his right hand -there's a right and a wrong hand, Sirius - had him fairly used to it. So wankers never saw his left hook coming.
"I'm not changing my mind, don't be ridiculous. "Of course I'll always have you, and all your respective spouses will positively hate me and it'll be glorious as I'll sleep on your sofa and eat your food anyway. Just you wait, it'll be perfect."
Sirius elbowed Remus in the arm and rolled his eyes, "Oh come on. He practically fainted. You're doing fine. Just try it again."