Re: HP: Sirius and Remus
Sirius was more than happy to be disruptive. The sounds of James cursing his very name had him smiling around the end of the fag in his mouth. "YOU'RE A WANKER!" was lovingly called back right about the time Remus arrived.
"Not you," he said giving him a pointed look. "Sit down. I've something very important to discuss with you, Mr. Moony." And then he yanked him down, hard, and draped his arm around his shoulders. "I'm picturing thin, mousey, no tits at all, probably reads all the time, says yes please and no thank you." That probably made no sense so he took a long pull on his cigarette, and speaking as he exhaled so the smoke came out in bursts rather than a long breath, "For the future Mrs. Lupin I mean. I'll bet she irons your knickers."