Re: anon/eddie
Oh, I obviously already know the answer to my own riddle.
I used to be a carnival man. I did anything from usher people into tents to fix games to sell elixirs. I was the best at the games, but I think I liked being a salesman the most. You know why? All you had to do was ask questions. Are you happy? Is your wife pleased with your performance in bed? Do you want more? And, then, I'd have the right elixir for whatever they needed.