Re: [Locked: Sirius/James]
If it's not the first thing he assumes he hasn't been paying attention. But you did just promise I'd get to die first, so too bad. No choking to death on my cock for you today, or any day.
[Sirius shook his head, James was never going to be any kind of Slytherin] Slytherins are born of unholy unions, and unholy unions only.
[Sirius shrugged again, refusing to make any sort of eye contact and tugging on a thread that was about to be a hole in his trousers near the knee.] I haven't had more than a day to process this and I've already come up with a list of about thirty-nine ways I hate Peter Pettigrew, and a list of about a hundred and twelve ways to deal with him.