Re: Eddie/Hels
I'll be Lion Gargoyle version Tactical.
No, I [...] I [...] remember things differently? Like, I know why I hit Bruce, but I don't feel that anger towards him right now. In about three hours, my granite mojo is going to wear off and I'll either be blindly pissed off or crushingly depressed. You know, the me I've been for the past 8 months.
If you hit me, you'll force me to change and by the time I do and catch you, the mojo will be back and I'll give you a macroderm facial abrasion with my tongue. You'll make a face, I'll make a face, and someone'll break out the lasers to see how long I chase them for. It'll be good. I'll change back eventually and have a few more hours of not being cuckoo coconutty.