Re: Mary Jane/Gwen
[Because she saw the euphemism thing above, so it's a good place to start.] Flash had an accident trying to save a girl. I'll let him give you specifics, but it was recent, and he's still dealing with stuff. Harry went full Goblin, and then he wished to forget about it, or Peter did. Anyway, Harry doesn't remember anything after high school. He's totally blank. Peter's still the same one that was here when you left.
[Blink.] And old you kind of literally got with everyone. Even Jason. Did you meet Jason?