Because if you had good timing I would be able to pick you up and find a bed. [A show of thinking about it, eyes moving vaguely upward and shifting.] Maybe that's what I should have done when I picked you up the other day. Aliens then bed. Things went wrong only when I didn't put you in bed.
[He looks back at her eyes and smiles a small smile, one of those ones that is both distant and authentic. In some ways they're better than grins. He awkwardly readjusts his weight, tapping his foot on the ground and trying not to pull the skin of the burn as he shifts back onto the good leg.] Next time you come, it should be for this. [He just sort of let the innuendo go where it would, calmly. His hands drop to her thighs. Most of the grease is gone now, so his thumbs just leave faint trails of grime over the fabric. He doesn't move it, just strokes it. ]