Locks: Clementine M, Graham R, Louis D
[Later in the morning, a more decent hour - after this. A metric ton of feelings that came in the form of bacon to be ingested, one shower, an incident in said shower, and still no sleep later...]
[Clementine M]
I been laying on my couch watching old movies for three days straight, decided to take a shower after all, even Frannie was getting offended by my presence.
But I'm waiting on a phone call (a new one), so I turn my ringer way up, it rings, and I jump out of the fucking shower like a bat out of hell, pick up the phone and its the fucking cable company asking me about my Turner Classic Movies Pay Per View bill, assholes judging my TV watching, making me jump out the shower, I ripped every ring right off the curtain, and I think I broke my toe.
Feel sorry for me.
[Graham R]
You need anything over there? Groceries? Cleaning?