Re: Sam/Ash/Jules
I have to trust a stranger to get you a banana or twenty that are spider-free! A STRANGER. They don't care what I wear to a funeral. Your life is in danger. Maybe we skip the fruit and go right to the margarita basket? And hell to the no on the romance front. Business is more important than boys. 141 2/3% more important. Oh snap. Yeah, no awks. Y'all are okay though? Like civil and what not? Or is it weird? What happened? No subtle threats needed?
UGH He's going to banish me to SHIMMER. RIP my career. I'm at your disposal now!