This is a GNN Special Report
Who: Vic Sage When: 8:23 PM, December 25th Where: Televisions in the Greater Gotham area What: A Gotham News Network Special Report! Rated: G Status: Complete The lights of the studio quickly lit up as the cameras rolled on the anchorman. Some strange things had been happening recently, and the people of Gotham needed one of their big stars to tell them what was happening.
"Good evening, Gotham. This is Vic Sage with a special news report."
Vic moved a piece of paper that was in front of him, then glanced back at the teleprompter. As he started to speak, a picture of the missing mayor appeared in a small box.
"There is still no news about the whereabouts of Mayor Garcia. Ever since the Joker's bold kidnapping of the mayor at a recent party, we haven't heard anything from the Clown Prince of Crime, but we are expecting that information will be showing up shortly, as it isn't in his nature to leave a good joke for too long."
Vic paused, and then turned the page, glancing down at the blank paper, before looking back at the prompter.
"In other news, reports that the police have arrested several of the alleged members of Gotham's Mafia family, the biggest name being Tomaso Panessa." As the man's name is said, a picture of the mobster appears on the screen, "Charges have not been made public, and any attempts to find out if this is to protect the men from being targeted by the Mafia Murderer have been met by silence by the Gotham Police. While this station is not able to condone the actions of any murderous vigilante, this anchor thinks that any method of cleaning up the streets is good in his book."
There was the slightest smirk on Sage's face as he glanced over at his fuming producer. This was live TV, so there's not much he can do about it. After a second, a picture of Zatanna in her standard show costume appeared in a box on the side of the screen.
"In other news, and on the lighter side, we have two announcements. First off, the lovely Miss Zatanna Zatara's magic show has had its date pushed back, and it will now be on the 29th of January. Tickets will either be replaced or refunded, at the purchaser's discretion."
One final pause then a still shot of a semi-famous youtube video.
"There is still no word on the authenticity of the video that's making its way around the internet, showing the Dark Knight with a new apprentice. More on that, as well as our thoughts about the identity person who posted it on our main news show later this evening. Until then, this is Vic Sage, and I Am Outta Here!"