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mistojen (mistojen) wrote in rockthatmeme,
@ 2016-01-23 00:20:00

texts from last night

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Flint Lockwood | Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs | OTA

fldsmdfr
2016-01-23 05:35 am UTC (link)

1. Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
2. Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchatted me the porn he was watching.
3. I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.

or text him!

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	3 yeoman 2016-01-24 03:17 am UTC (link)
	» Here you go » [image attached] » Don't say I never did anything for ya (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fldsmdfr 2016-01-24 03:23 am UTC (link)
	» Ha! » That's actually equal parts amusing and terrifying. ~~Kind of like the ratbirds.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yeoman 2016-01-24 03:42 am UTC (link)
	» Isn't it? » Then again, that's usually the outcome when you mix bad puns and photoshop together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Lily Hale ❤ Teen Wolf OC ❤ OTA keepthisasecret 2016-01-23 05:38 am UTC (link)
	1. Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important. 2. You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now. 3. & he told me that I give the best head ever...like can I get that on a medal? 4. Or text her :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1 corianna 2016-01-23 06:28 am UTC (link)
	» Sounds legit to me » I can't even blame you bb » I am not easily offended as you know flower » Helllll I might do the same (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepthisasecret 2016-01-23 06:42 am UTC (link)
	» Oh, I know, I'm just saying since when I powered it back on there was two missed calls from you. You're good right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Caitlin Murphy ☀ OC ☀ OTA caitlinmurphy 2016-01-23 05:42 am UTC (link)
	1. UGH. I just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you. 2. I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force. 3. There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies. 4. Or text her! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	2 trumann 2016-01-23 06:13 am UTC (link)
	» Are you making a star wars sex joke? » I'm not sure what that even means » Did you use it for evil before or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caitlinmurphy 2016-01-23 06:29 am UTC (link)
	» That depends. Would it be adorable or humiliating if I was? » No, I'm just SAYING. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	lydia martin ♥ teen wolf ♥ ota eunoia 2016-01-23 05:44 am UTC (link)
	1. I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill. 2. Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse??? 3. Yeah, I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me. 4. Or text her! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	3 ithnkyoumean 2016-01-23 05:55 am UTC (link)
	Because that always works so well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eunoia 2016-01-23 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Well, what else am I supposed to do? Sit and wait? Allison. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	2 yeoman 2016-01-24 03:10 am UTC (link)
	» ...Are any of your friends Monty Python fans? » Either way, I'm jealous your purse has that much storage space. » Also, I think you might have the wrong number, hon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eunoia 2016-01-24 03:16 am UTC (link)
	» Stiles, maybe. » I think "purse" is probably inaccurate, actually, it's more like a bag. » Crap. Sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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yeoman, 2016-01-26 05:26 am UTC

	Barry Allen \| The Flash \| OTA nottheflash 2016-01-23 06:00 am UTC (link)
	1. Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice 2. We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well. 3. There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer 4. ike, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies 5. Or text him! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	2, back in the day mf verse eunoia 2016-01-23 06:02 am UTC (link)
	I know, sweetie, I was there. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nottheflash 2016-01-23 06:04 am UTC (link)
	~~That wasn't supposed to go to yo- Don't say that Barry be smart~~ Were you? I don't know, everything is kind of foggy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	1 cokeandcaviar 2016-01-23 06:16 am UTC (link)
	» hey » that is offensive » and I'll have you know I won't tolerate your offensive shit sir » this black out drunk high girl gives what is quite possibly the best bloody advice that you will ever get in your life (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nottheflash 2016-01-23 06:33 am UTC (link)
	» No need to get offended, I'm just saying. » Your life choices aren't exactly a comforting example. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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cokeandcaviar, 2016-01-23 06:45 am UTC

caroline forbes | the vampire diaries | ota

iamagoodvampire
2016-01-23 06:01 am UTC (link)

1. omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
2. If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
3. I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
4. We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
5. or text her!

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	3, cf verse? imanursenota__ 2016-01-23 06:05 am UTC (link)
	» Glad we're on the same page. :P » If only people in this place actually appreciated the aesthetic that comes with it, we could really rule the world. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alex udinov \| nikita \| ota notmostpeople 2016-01-23 06:35 am UTC (link)
	1. you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested. 2. We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in 3. I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it. 4. You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers, except for "drunk" which you used all caps for. 5. text her! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1; mf verse itainteasy 2016-01-23 06:53 am UTC (link)
	» I already told you I didn't do it, can you just bail me out with your Avengers money please? » Also, hypothetically, because I didn't do it, who the fuck cares about lawn gnomes? I was doing that neighborhood a favor » And the car belonged to an asshole, who drives a 50K dollar car in the Bronx and parks it on the street » Hypothetically (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notmostpeople 2016-01-24 05:53 am UTC (link)
	» I'm not saying I wouldn't bail you out. I'm just saying I'm not surprised that I have to. » I actually happen to like lawn gnomes, they're adorable. » That guy sounds like a douche though. » Hypothetically. (Reply to this) (Parent)