Username: 
Password:    
Remember Me

Search by :  Username E-mail Region Interest AOL IM ICQ Number Yahoo! ID MSN Username Jabber

Andy Dwyer (livedinapit) wrote in rockthatmeme,

[ It takes a lot to get Andy worked up, so his reaction is outwardly minimal, but he can't help thinking it really sucks that the one person he's supposed to spend his life with is already getting married to someone else. ]

I wouldn't want that life, that sounds boring as hell.

[ He stops in front of his car and looks over at her. ]

Don't you want to love your life? I mean, really love it? I love mine. When I get married, I'm gonna marry somebody who likes the same dumb stuff I do. My wife and I are gonna have fights with marshmallow cannons and water balloons and the only time we ever get mad at each other is when we're pretending to play FBI Agent (that's me) and Russian spy (that'll be her) and it won't even be real mad, it'll be pretend.

[ Andy grins at the idea. ]

And when we have parties, they'll be awesome. They'll be Halloween parties, because that's the only cool time to have a party, and we'll go all out and make it the coolest party anyone invited has ever been to. And we won't do those dopey matching couples costumes because she wants to be Elvira and I want to be The Miz.

And someday when we have kids, they'll have water balloon fights with us.

I want someone to dine and dash with, and then go back and apologize and pay later because we're not jerks, we just like the rush. And I want someone who doesn't care if I track mud through the house because I don't care that she leaves wet towels on the floor after her shower.

The sex will be awesome because we'll never do it the same way twice and we make the best team ever and life is awesome and fun, because that's the only thing that makes life worth living.

...don't you want that? I mean don't you want...fun in your life, Es? We have the same mark, you must like the idea of some of that stuff...