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mistojen (mistojen) wrote in rockthatmeme,
@ 2016-01-29 11:14:00

texts from last night

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Lynne Masters ☮ OC ☮ OTA

lynnemasters
2016-01-29 05:28 pm UTC (link)

01. I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
02. I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
03. How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way?
04. Or text her!

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	3 cokeandcaviar 2016-01-29 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	» sir may I sucketh thine balls? » too classy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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stiles stilinski ✘ teen wolf ✘ ota

wired
2016-01-29 05:29 pm UTC (link)

01. Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
02. I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's.
03. So this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him.
04. Or text him!

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	1! With bonus misfire. tookthebite 2016-01-29 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	» Yeah... This isn't Scott. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	2 givethemhale 2016-01-29 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	» I don't think you can physically handle that many Stilinski » You'd vomit (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	2 sheriffdadinski 2016-01-29 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	» As long as I get my cheeseburger. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Cora Hale \| Teen Wolf \| OTA givethemhale 2016-01-29 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	1. Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening 2. She forgot a bra so she just used saran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked. 3. I take it you're alive? 4. You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito 5. Or text her! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1 fightlikeone 2016-01-29 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	It's my loft, Cora. I'll bring home all the drunk humans I want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	2 ohhhaleno 2016-01-30 02:17 am UTC (link)
	» ...I know you did not just try to text my story to someone else, tiny traitor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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jo harvelle | spn | ota

damnrightreo
2016-01-29 08:53 pm UTC (link)

1. We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
2. Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
3. I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
4. I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
5. Text her!

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	Robin Scherbatsky \| HIMYM \| OTA sparkled 2016-01-29 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	1. He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever! 2. Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week 3. There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer 4. or text her! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	2 theworstalpha 2016-01-30 02:14 am UTC (link)
	» No idea who this is but congratulations to me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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sarah krieg | btvs | ota

blitzkriegbop_
2016-01-29 09:32 pm UTC (link)

1.sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
2. The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
3. I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
4. you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
5. text her!

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Wanda Maximoff | MCU | OTA

theweirdtwin
2016-01-29 09:40 pm UTC (link)

1. Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set someone on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
2. I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
3. There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
4. Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
5. Text her!

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	1! wrongbusiness 2016-01-30 12:22 am UTC (link)
	» It was fine. Fine with less fire. » You really gotta stop setting people on fire, Wanda. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	4 lovemelovemenot 2016-01-30 02:22 am UTC (link)
	» Holy shit, you are literally my spirit animal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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theprettybeta
2016-01-30 01:19 am UTC (link)

» she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
» She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
» I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
» I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Or text him!

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	2 keepthisasecret 2016-01-30 02:15 am UTC (link)
	» I love you and we're bffs but I did not need to know that bb. lol (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	3 corianna 2016-01-30 03:21 am UTC (link)
	» I hate to be the bearer of bad news » But your tits aren't that great Isaac » They leave much to be desired » So I really can't blame them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	2 - MF Verse! tookthebite 2016-01-30 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	» I guess that's what happens when you start sleeping with a chick who's grandpa literally tried to kill you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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laura hale 🐾 teen wolf 🐾 ota

ohhhaleno
2016-01-30 02:21 am UTC (link)

01. I would rather suck a dick or two than go there.
02. I think I swiped left on my soulmate.
03. I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.

04. Or text her!

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	3 trumann 2016-01-30 03:19 am UTC (link)
	» Well I'm glad you got your period » Do you need some chocolate? » Or midol? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	» Well that's it then. » I guess you're dying alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	1 bornnotbitten 2016-01-30 07:48 am UTC (link)
	» Laura, why? » Seriously, why? » There's an image I could have gone my life without. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Janice Rand \| Star Trek (Alternate Reality) \| OTA yeoman 2016-01-30 05:24 am UTC (link)
	1. So sad. I just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse. 2. This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation. 3. Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened" 4. Or text her! (Reply to this) (Thread)