witness protection meme

Maybe you two know each other, maybe you don't. It doesn't matter though, because you both ended up getting on the wrong side of the wrong person, and now you're both put into witness protection. It's more affordable to the taxpayers to put you two in the same place, so whether you like it or not you need to get used to living with someone you may love/hate/not know for an undetermined period of time. Hey, if you're lucky, they'll catch the bad guy soon! Not likely. How to Play: Post with your character | fandom | and any preferences. Either leave a blank comment or tag others. Be awesome to each other. Have fun!

You can use the RNG to pick a prompt!


1. SUBURBAN: They put you in the middle of a quiet neighborhood with a little house and a white picket fence. Not bad, other than the fact that now you two have to pretend that you're a couple in public just to avoid raising suspicion.
2. WILDERNESS: Man, you really pissed someone off, didn't you? They put you in a plain cabin in the middle of the woods in god knows where. Which wouldn't be so bad if they were able to get supplies to you more than once every month. Looks like you'll have to ration and forage to avoid running out of food, and one of you better learn how to hunt real fast.
3. DIFFERENT COUNTRY: As if being stuck in the same place together isn't enough, the person your stuck with is the only one you can even understand. The food is different, the signs are unreadable, and every time someone speaks it sounds like gibberish to you. Your housemate is the only thing that feels like home anymore.
4. BAD LOCATION: If they did this to protect you, they did a bad job. The person or group that you're both hiding from found you.
5. WILDCARD: Make up your own!