Yeah, I mean, the way Tifa-chan talks about him, her boyfriend is strong, smart, handsome, sensitive and dependable, and Cloud is wiry, shy and girlish and hangs around Zack so much he's probably gay.
Why can I see Reno joining in the wankfest?
"Tifa-chan's not from Nibelheim! It's a lie, she was raised in Wall Market, and is actually 32." "What you say!! She's so from Nibelheim. We're cousins! In fact, everyone in Nibelheim is cousins, that's why the men always marry outsiders! That's why it can't be him, they're COUSINS and you know cousins don't ever get horny over each other." "But I thought she had an affair with the president! I heard it from my sister's boyfriend's mother's best friend who is a secretary in the shinra building!" "Actually, they were neighbors, and Cloud was wrongly accused of doing something to Tifa, and she was pissed when she found out. It's a very moving story." "Bah, and real life is a soap opera! I bet Cloud spread the rumor himself just to get popular, that geek!"
Meanwhile, they snicker at each other through SIM, Shin-ra Instant Messaging. Sephiroth keeps himself carefully neutral in this debate, though.
Tifa would demand they tone down the girly heart and clothes and let her compose her own songs, because the girlishness was degrading.
And you know the terrorists would be totally down with the supposedly Shin-ra sponsored propaganda, putting big boobs on display to distract their horny members from their mission! They'd attack in a show and Tifa would kick their asses live on TV.