... HAH. I like the singer thing. *grins* He'd be all "Cannot let it be known our connection!" And then she'd say something in front of the television/audience "And now this song goes out to my childhood friend, Cloud Strife!" and he'd be all "OHSHIT, gotta hide!" as he attempts to escape the hormonal fanboys. And she'd totally be her own bodyguard. ... Zack would totally tease him to no end about that, too.