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Dear CM Punk aka Philly B,

Hello. This is your best friend, Colt Cabana. Remember me? I'm writing you over an error you made. You left here at bigevent and ever since that day (ago) we've missed you terribly. Chris Jericho misses you the most as you two shared a special moment #nohomo and he's completely lost without you. I'm fine about your departure as I have all the attention now. Still, you should look into this. The catch is you must sign a contract this time around to promise you're staying for life. And you have to buy me lunch and dinner. Deal? Are you reading this? Are you coming? Okay, this is awkward. I have nothing else to say so goodbye. Bye. Really. Goodbye. Write soon.