"I approve of you teaching her the important things in life. Maybe someday she'll understand pop culture references." That would be an amazing feat, really. "Everybody needs a movie buddy. That's part of Maslow's hierarchy."
The days did tend to run together. It was kind of sad. "I'm starting to envy the geeks they import here. At least they get to go back to their sad pathetic lives after spending a week here. It hardly seems fair that a guy in Star Wars t-shirt who gets off looking at comic book ladies gets to roam about freely and we get stuck doing hard labor."
She was beginning to wonder if they'd died on the way home and this was Hell.