"The real her?" Damien snorted at that, shaking his head at Teddy as though he were talking to a small child. "Oh, please. No one ever knows the real her or him. Actually, no one really even knows their true selves most of the time. And it's a surprise when they do." He grinned at that. "Ohhh... and oh God, it's quite a big surprise." Like when Vic had accepted him. He didn't say that part. Though he was thinking it.
He sighed, visible rolling his eyes as Teddy spoke again. "She didn't tell me no. I didn't force her. I asked if we should stop.. and can you guess what she said? Well, it's obvious really. And I didn't say your parents would want me to... get away with it, as you seem to think is the case. Not at all. Just saying that they wouldn't ant you to do anything to shame them, like violence or murder. But you know, maybe you can stand by her side as one of mine. You'd both be together and I'd never fuck her again.. still mine, but least you two would be together." He sighed. "But alas, that look in your eye is giving me a big NO. Offer's still open though." Though maybe not. He'd fully agree to the two of them being a couple, provided he'd watch them on some occasions. Or maybe participate.
"Nothing in the after life... oh boy, you don't know anything about Hell, do you. I can show you. Give you as glimpse, just a tiny little glance at how it is down there. I can guarantee you won't like it. But maybe I won't. We wouldn't want you to turn into a whimpering pile of shivering mass on the floor." He laughed then. He still wasn't sure what else Ted could do, as he hadn't actually read him doing anything in the books other than spells. "Two," Damien added after the count started. "Three.. four.." He stopped. "I can agree, yes. But you see, Teddy Bear, there's a problem. It kinda requires her to actually be in the room? Don't worry, she may be around soon enough. I'll agree... maybe. I'd need this to all be fixed here though." He smirked. "You know you need me to set her back. Only I can do it. But I need something in return. Not your soul, unless it's mine already."