"Yeah you wont ever catch me doing something like that. Sometimes I might be too honest, but I wont ever stab anyone in the back." This one lesson was enough for her. She didn't like the way it made her feel, so there was no way she'd ever put someone else through that.
She nodded, not wanting to add a wise crack that the speed dial worked too, even if she wanted too. "Yeah that would be one stupid woman. That's a freaking tree trunk. Remind me not to get on your badside." She was tempted to get him to flex his arm just to see how truly big it was but instead she shook her head. Dropping her hand from his arm. "Unless you want me to stick around I think I'm going to go crash." Out of compulsion she leaned in and kissed him on the cheek. "Thanks Eliot, you were a life saver." If he hadn't shown up who knows how much she would have had to drink.