"And there you go, just like that. The penny has dropped. Nice to see you have heard of me at least. Though I get this is not what you expected. Damn church has a lot to answer for. American television even more."
Gabriel put down his bowl then willed it away. He frowned. "I don't know how he's keeping me here, OK? But it's only a temporary arrangement, I promise you that. The people here are disturbing but at least some of the guests get me. They give me chocolate, that's nice. But you guys, the staff, you are far more ignorant. I know why, of course. It's just a pain in the arse." Gabriel stretched out on the rug. "I'm a bit disappointed, you know, at the lack of reaction to my big reveal."