"Hey, puce is totally unappreciated. It's like beige but interesting."
Ok, now that was something. "See, this is why I like humans. After 2000 years you can still surprise me. You went the Anne Rice route huh? Was is as hot as it looks on Fox? and Cuddly? Really? Bloody vampire romance crap making monsters cuddly. Why don't angels ever get press like that? I mean, come on, they had needs too but, no, they were all 'oh no, can't have sex. No one will take is seriously if we boff them.' Rubbish."
He grinned. "My story? Well I just gave you a clue."