"Then teach me, angel," Crowley hissed.1 His literally forked tongue brushing Arziraphale’s ear while he spoke. It was odd that he had to raise his head to reach his friend’s ear.
"Oh, does that bother you?" the demon asked, the aura of innocence spoiled by the glee in his eyes.
1 He was the only creature on earth who could hiss a sentence without even a single “s” in it.