"Hey! My kid is going to have awesome hair! In fact, you're going to be jealous of my kid's hair." Axel said, and reached over tugging on one of Roxas' spikes.
"You know one day you'll have a-" He found it was surprisingly difficult to say 'girlfriend' in this context. "You'll be with someone, and you're gonna have to go in there for one thing or another." Unless Roxas was just planning on having a boring sex life.