"So..." Connor started, holding a hand up. "Your mum gave an egg, and your alien daddy jerked off in a vile, and they created you like that?" He asked, thinking that probably made the most sense. "Right. Okay." He finished, blinking a few times before scrubbing a hand down his face.
"This is about the most craziest thing I've ever heard of in my life." He finished, taking in a deep breath. "Are you going to eat me?"