MADDY!!! (pixelpanic) wrote in retrofitted, @ 2010-02-06 17:42:00 |
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The mind of a teenager is a confusing thing. A fickle thing. Something to be picked apart and scrutinized. Strap a teenager (willing or unwilling) to a table, cut open their head with a saw and see what you get. Q: What sort of things do you expect in that sort of mind? A: Oh, children don't know anything. Their brains are only developing. Open sesame, little brain. Let's see what g oo dies you've got stored in there. |
No, please don't!
Q: Now, what things do teenagers normally think about? Nothing out of the ordinary... How about the other one? Let's have a look. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake J is for James who took lye by mistake K is for Kate who was struck with an axe L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks |
What, man? I'm busy!
Shut up and deal, this is MY brain!
... kid's got a point. Whatever, you don't mind a little Dolls in the background, do you? Good. Now through here is the first exhibit, if you'll just mind the low ceiling. Here we are in Maddy's thoughts. These are the things she thinks on a daily basis. "How long has this cheese been here...? Shit, it's food." "Come on, fat lady. Your fat ass is taking up half the line." "Pigeon... wonder what that tastes like." "Oh, god. Oh, fuck. Unn--" W-Well, moving on. Um, ladies and gents, if you'll follow me into the next room, we'll experience Maddy's intellectual thoughts. Sir, please don't... touch that... ... there's nothing here. ... I think we've seen enough! I want my money back! Yeah, me too! We seem to be having technical difficulties. Um, and the ceiling is opening. N is for Neville who died of ennui O is for Olive done in with an awl P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl i'm so high... like a... a kite, man. take off your shirt. of course we'll get arrested. who gives a shit? i love you. Nothing to see here. (But I'm keeping your money.) Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire S is for Susan who perished in fits T is for Titus who FLEW into BITS U is for Una who slipped down a drain V is Victor squashed under a train W is for Winnie embedded in i c e X is for Xerxes devoured by mice Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin |