Like you'd pass up an opportunity to fuck with me. I'm not retarded, Connor.
Bullshit. We must have gotten piss-ass drunk and driven to Kansas or...I don't fucking know man! Asking me to believe portals to fucking space exist or some scifi shit is a pretty far reach man.
Yeah, but that's fuckin' TV. Shit like that doesn't happen in the real world. Shit like that doesn't happen to assholes like us!
There's an apocalypse now too? Climb out of the fucking rabbit hole Connor. Like Doc wouldn't be alive even if it were 2013. The guy's a fucking dinosaur.