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Zacharias Smith ([info]loudmouthprat) wrote in [info]resurrectio_rpg,
@ 2008-07-25 15:09:00

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Zach's Christmas gifts!
Ernie and Mr MacMillan both get vintage pocket watches from Russia; Mr MacMillan's has St. Petersburg on the face while Ernie's has Vladmir Lenin's face. Zach's only real defense for himself with regards to Ernie's is that he thought it looked really wicked cool.

Wayne gets owled a very well-translated book on Russian herbology and a set of Russian nesting dolls designed to teach herbology.

Susan, Hannah, Megan, and Melinda gets sets of Russian nesting dolls (Susan's, Megan's, Hannah's, and Melinda's), necklaces (Susan's, Megan's, Hannah's, and Melinda's), and official Quidditch player action figures charmed to fly around and everything (Susan gets Aidan Lynch, Megan gets Gwenog Jones, Hannah gets a vintage "Dangerous" Dai Llewellyn, and Melinda gets Meghan McCormack).

Sally-Anne and Pansy get necklaces.

Harry gets a set of very high-quality Russian vodka, Hermione gets a bottle of Russian wine, and Tonks gets some fancy Russian champagne.

Teddy gets a slightly less garish watch and a Pygmy puff with a name-tag that says, "I couldn't pick between Dracoette or Zachariasette, which is probably better for the poor thing."

And, last but certainly not least, Justin gets a package containing: a bottle of champagne and a bottle of absinthe; a dog tag necklace with a picture of David Bowie circa Ziggy Stardust on the front (the very tiny engraving on the back reads thusly: "My little China Girl / You shouldn't mess with me / I'll ruin everything you are*); a dog tag necklace with a picture of Jim Morrison on the front (the engraving on the back reads: "Hello, I love you / Won't you tell me your name?**); a sizable stack of softcore porn magazines; a box of flavored condoms (flavors include: strawberry, banana, mint, chocolate, vanilla, grape, cherry, cola, and boysenberry); and a copy of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass.

*: lyrics from David Bowie's "China Girl."
**: lyrics from The Doors' "Hello, I Love You."


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