To: Zacharias Smith
loudmouthprat

From: Sally-Anne Perks


Warning: Contains explicit language.


Smith
Zach
Hufflepuff Wanker
Zach,

I would assume you're not drunk off your arse anymore, and if you are, you must have acquired a new bottle of vodka, yeah?

Made it safely to India? Or wherever you blokes got it in your head to go. I do expect for Malachai to be sent back quickly, you did promise after all. That is if you can function fully. I'd bet a galleon you slept your hangover off most of the day.

Now that you're sober and of a less muddle head do you find yourself regretting the offer to rescue me like a muggle princess trapped in a tower?

Sincerely,
A Certain Obnoxious Fucking Cunt

P.S. I had someone tell me the story of Rapunzel. Not that you care or anything. Because of you I've got it in my mind to get a book on these Grimm Fairy Tales.