Forgive me for the way I've acted toward you over the past few months. I realise that I've neglected our friendship. I've a great deal to apologise for, but at least let's start with that.
No, I am not trying to buy my way back to you. If anything, accept this as a token of my seriousness on the matter. Consider it a less fattening gift than the chocolates I could have sent. (Yes, that was a joke.)