Sirius gave Bill a smirk at the question; he began pouring a pint for an approaching customer without ever quite looking fully at him, his attention focused almost entirely on Bill. "Now, lad," he said, arching a brow right back. "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. And I save the best stories for the truly special."
The story prompted both a hearty laugh and a deliberate shudder. "Ugh, cats. That curse would've been the end of me. I give you great credit for escaping with your dignity in tact."