Your taste-buds (and your posterior) will catch up to you.
I will always approve of the hedonistic. A hedonistic lifestyle has much to commend it.
You are ridiculously young, Captain. You'll grow and I think your mother will imagine you happy. I think they need to, to satisfy themselves. Maybe one day you'll go back.
Military. I believe in always doing what you want. But I have no issue with being horrible, Captain.