Who could forget? This is your brain on cyanide. [A little doodle in green felt-tip here: a cartoon brain smushed by the sole of a Doc Marten.]
An ice cream conspiracy? I blame the Illuminati. Quick, I'll make us both a pair of tinfoil hats for our Ben & Jerry's (does that reference make me a traitor? I should probably be brand loyal.).
I think you're being awfully kind to a stranger's handwriting. Are you a kind person, Robbins? I'd like to think that I am, but I am also selfish. Don't think less of me for it, okay?