"Ah well," Sid said, nodding knowingly, "We can't all be Cher." He was referring, of course, to both the song/video for If I Could Turn Back Time, and the fact that the woman seemed to have transcended (with the assistance of some very skilled surgeons) time, aging and gravity.
He snorted. "Alright, but maybe you just change genres? If you taught hip-hop instead of ballet you could turn your ass into an asset?" Thank you, thank you, he'll be here all day.
"You can have all the seconds you want, man. I'm ordering a chese burger," he said, nodding to the waitress behind the counter who rolled her eyes at him.