"Hmm," Sid hummed as he chewed his next bite of ham, considering this information. This guy clearly had a solid handle on how to up the gross-out factor. While that wasn't his original intention, it was something he could certainly get behind. "Yeah, I can see that. Mayo is one of those divisive condiments already and if you mixed it with all this..." He gestured at his plate. "Instant vomit probably." He'd still eat it, but. It'd probably give a weaker stomached person pause.
He stabbed at the mountain of hash browns and dabbed his forkful into the egg yolk before cramming the whole mess into his mouth, barely chewing before he swallowed. "You have a gift. What did your sisters ever do to deserve you?"