Re: [The Bridge over the River: Patrick/Newt]
[Patrick was definitely still becoming accustomed to all this talk of topping and bottoming, and he truly did not want to think about putting Adrian beside Newt and deciding who would top.] You told me you top with Adrian. I do not know why it is different with him and Sue, when they are the same body. [Because Patrick believed it was about the body, man. He missed the point, maybe, but he lacked experience.] How do you know, dude, who tops? [Which was the question he was attempting to get at for personal knowledge. But he had offered about sex with Des, and this was something he could easily respond to without any additional reddening of ears.] Be prepared to be shocked, man. We had missionary sex a few times. I ate her out once. This is the extent of our wild and crazy sex. We got stoned most of the times in question.
[Patrick was not sure Newt was chill.] Are you more concerned about my gun-toting conflict or Adrian? I cannot tell. [He listened to the rest.] Are you done informing me of the obvious, man? [He shook his head, but there was no anger in the dude's voice. In fact, there was some amusement leaking through.] Do you not think I would have already retreated if it was an option?