[F. Eames]
[In the mail, a creamy white envelope with no return address that contains a very official-looking Certificate of Ownership: one thoroughbred stallion purchased in auction and registered under the painstakingly-clever (and appropriately pretentious) moniker of 'Aimsworthy'.
A cursory glance into auction records may reveal that the stud was purchased at a cool $1.8 mil US]