Dick G
[For the man that needs a friend, first a few things. A blu-ray, a necklace in gold, a funny mug, and two of these for any future friendships.
The plain attached card reads Merry Christmas! on the outside. Inside, it says I don't know if this'll help what you want, but I hope it gave you a laugh. If you ever want to talk, feel free to text me, or call? Okay? [Number] - Santa]