Re: Sasha/Abe
He's just trying to get kids to eat more fruit, Sasha. [...] I'd love to. I wonder if my given name would turn heads.
Or literally Santa Claus- if you google Santa Claus the page gets all Christmasy that's amazing.
I don't want that kind of responsibility. I've also gotten myself into a discussion with him that will end in "rich people don't understand" if I'm not careful.