Re: [Factory: Leo & Sam.]
Are you gonna like legit set up? Like with a pretty assistant and cheesy tv commercials and everything?? [She smiled at the thing about Dawn and the deer.] I LIKE her. It's cool you helped her save a deer. IDK who saves deers, but she seems like the nice kind that would do that shit.
[Loud, like they weren't totes in a place they weren't supposed to be in the middle of the night:] HEY. I am not a fucking kitten vamp, tho that sounds cool, but NO. I'd probs eat babies on the sidewalk if I had to go more than a few days. I'm not hella good with my control, but there's like blackmarket blood sales in Second City, so I go daily, which doesn't help me build up control or whatever, so let's hope there's not like a zombie apocalypse or something. And I can be killed or whatever, but I never asked HOW. IDK who made me, and the other vamp I know kinda majorly sucks in a major way. [She smacked away his fist pump.] Our rents suck in a lot of ways. I'm sorry, baby. [And, Sam being Sam, she gave him a glompy fucking hug and a sloppy kiss to his cheek, like that would fix having fucked up rents that sold your ass.]