Re: Rory B/"Santa"
How? Those things run for a night, tops. And you're not exactly who you say you are. Or is this a fall in lust kind of thing?
So you've stuck around enough Christmases, did you do this before? The whole 'no, Santa, give me hard liquor and cigarettes, I've been a bad boy', because it does not make for creative gift giving, my friend, and I'm all about creative gift-giving. You didn't mention the dog.