Re: Rory B/"Santa"
This is the 'scare you off' part of the Santa gig, friend.
How, I got shot. Why? Some combination of wrong place/wrong time and a lack of people skills on the shooter's part. [...] Okay, maybe not dead. I died. My heart still beats. Can you see why this is a confusing and problematic life? We're only on step 1. Shit, step 1 is likely that I was abandoned at a convent shortly after I was born, but we don't have the time to go back that far. We're just digging into the 2010's for this bottle. I shouldn't even be telling you this, but [...] whatever, byproduct of being drunk and dead.