Re: WDS
[Having gone visibly pale and now trying to type furiously with that kind of intensity that only comes when you were not born with these phones and your fingers aren't really that good at it.] Good chance you'd get somebody different even if you did know what you were doing, which in my personal experience you don't.
[Then, rubbing his palm down his face from his forehead to his chin, out loud:] "M'fine."