Re: louis d/jude c
More possible than you'd think. I don't even mean the antique sort - the internet exists, and I assure you, there are dozens of enterprising seamstresses on Etsy who would love to sew you one for several hundred dollars.
I like the sound of that very much. I'll bring the tea.
No. Humans being brutal to each other will always stick with you, no matter how complex the grievances that led up to the brutality.